Today in Church was the official membership recognition of several individuals that had been a part of the congregation for some time. So the lady in charge of the wingding was spewing out one of those bogus "Welcome, we're glad to have you" speeches. That's one of the things about Church that never fails to get me; how some people act like Mother Theresa or something during those 2 hours in which they're in Church and treat everybody like clumps of bum turd the rest of the week. Anyway back to the speech. She said something about how it can always be anticipated when babies are made, but it's always a surprise when there are new members for the congregation. Some crap like that.
But at hearing about babies being planned, one of the women being recognized ejaculated a loud "Well, not always," followed by a triumphant wide-mouthed chuckle, which was shot down by the uncomfortable looks from the congregation. And my unrestrained snort. Who says that? So anyway that was followed by an uncomfortable silence on behalf of everybody in the sanctuary and the "joke" was altogether ignored.
Yeah so that was interesting.
On Thursday there was an assembly to "commemmorate" the importance of Veteran's day. So Mrs. McCallister had organized a nice program in which students would be enlightened with a full range viewpoints as to understanding military service, from individuals that had served in the military. Some of the more conservative members couldn't "attend," Mrs. McCallister said. She might as well have honestly said, "We didn't invite them." Anyway, half of these guys looked like hippies, one of them was high on crack, and one of them had never even fought in a war. That's the part that really bugged me. This shithead that had never done active military service was admitted as someone who could provide an "experienced" perspective of what it's all about. And that bastard was sitting there giving us a load of statistics about why the administration is evil. Damn Liberals.
See this is the problem with this obsession with liberalism and individualism. The problem is that 99% of the human population is, frankly, too dumb to actively be individuals. The fact of the matter is that most of us are dummies. Think about it, there are at the least 100 goths, 100 jocks, 1000 gangstaz, 5 fake homosexuals, 50 sixties' flashbackers, and various chains of self-perceived princesses that label themselves as "hoes" on their Myspace group pictures - that all think they're highly individual and special. It's all just a way to celebrate mediocrity. All you really have to do is walk a couple miles down to Encinal and you've basically doubled your population of numbheads. Stupidity is the abusive mother of individualism.
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